Eeeeeew?

Well, i was pretty happy. I got to babysit my little cousin yesterday, and i finally learned how to knit!

Buuuuut, look what i found in my inbox this morning:

http://cache.lionbrand.com/Newsletters/55541.html?utm_source=YarnPlay_201103_March_Split1&utm_medium=Emails&utm_campaign=YarnPlay&utm_content=Viewinbrowser

eeeeeeeew?! Okay, the webby, dreamcatcher-like thingy is moderately acceptable, other than the bad color choices and the fact that it's too big. but the others? Who's getting paid to make up these patterns?! And how much?!